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Chapter 1025
chapter 0430 part 1
Chapter 423: Getting Superman Drunk
Tony Stark looked at Tang Song, who calmly admitted everything before him, his mouth slightly agape, his face full of discomfort. For a moment, he didn't know what to say.
It was like suspecting someone was a thief, and just as you were racking your brain trying to find crucial evidence, they directly admitted in front of you: "Yes, that's right, I stole it!"
Facing Tang Song, who completely disregarded conventional logic, Tony Stark felt like a dog trying to bite a hedgehog – nowhere to start.
If it were truly a thief, according to procedure, Tony Stark could simply call the police and involve the Federal Police Station. But the person before him was an existence suspected to be a God!
Who could tell him if there was a law enforcement department like a Police Station among God? Waiting online, urgent! "But what you're doing is illegal?" Tony Stark wasn't sure if he had drunk too much Purple Gold Brew, but he looked at Tang Song and finally managed to squeeze out a sentence after a long pause.
Tang Song picked up an opened jar of Purple Gold Brew placed before him and poured himself a cup. "Illegal? Who made the law!?" Tang Song slammed the wine jar onto the table, picked up the porcelain cup before him, and gulped it down. He placed the empty cup back on the table, his eyes filled with undisguised sarcasm as he said:
"The Federal Government? I have good relationships with the current President and Congressman. Tell me which law I've violated, and I'll have them change it right now..."
Tang Song turned his head and asked Lane, who was sitting to his side, "Lane, I think the current President and the Federal Judge should give me this face, right!?"
Lane was currently savoring the Purple Gold Brew in his cup. A single jar of this wine cost as much as ten million US Dollars, and was virtually unobtainable on the market – every jar drunk was one less in existence. He hadn't expected his Boss to be willing to take it out.
Hearing Tang Song's words, he put down the wine cup in his hand, glanced at Tony Stark, then smiled at Tang Song and said, "Boss, our Group has good relationships with the Federal Department of Justice.
Simply put, the power of judicial interpretation in the Federation rests with you! Tell me which law you want to change, and I'll immediately have the Company's Legal Department and the Ministry of Justice contact them! There won't be any problems with Congress and the Federal Judges!"
"If they have objections, at worst, we'll just have the Federation change to a new Government—"
"You heard that, Mr. Stark! What I did might be a bit immoral, but this kind of business behavior isn't illegal! As the President/CEO of Stark Industries, you should understand me. Everyone's just trying to make Money, and sometimes you have to go against your conscience a little!"
Tang Song picked up the clean ivory chopsticks, picked up a golden-fried lobster ball, and put it in his mouth. He sighed, "It's not easy to make Money these days! A path to another Universe, that's a truly big business. Do you think you few can handle it?"
Tony Stark stared blankly at Tang Song, who was sighing. Around them, the lake and spring scenery was beautiful, various rare Flowers were blooming, the Mist had dispersed, Sunlight shone on the Lake Surface, and even a seven-colored rainbow bridge arched across the Sky... In such a beautiful scene, Tony Stark didn't know why, but he felt as if a black curtain was covering the Sun in the Sky. It was truly dark!
But, no, what did this have to do with business competition and making Money? You're an Evil God, do you still need to make Money?
There must be a Conspiracy here, it's definitely not as simple as making Money... Moreover, he clearly came to destroy this Evil God's Conspiracy to destroy the world, so why did it feel like a business negotiation... "Mr. Tang, you..."
"Speaking of which, I was also at fault in this matter. My methods were indeed a bit excessive. I'll punish myself with a cup!" Before Tony Stark could speak, Tang Song waved his hand and interrupted him. The maid standing beside him had already refilled his wine cup.
Tang Song directly picked up the wine cup, gestured towards Tony Stark, and tilted his head back, draining the entire cup.
"I've heard about the matters in your Universe from Quill and Scott. To express my apology, Lane, prepare some Weapons and Supplies later. Give them to Mr. Stark when he goes back, as a token of my apology!"
"Yes! Boss, I'll notify Yuri right away and have him prepare a batch of high-energy pulse Rifles!" Lane nodded.
"Mm! Don't be stingy with the Money! Since we did something wrong, the Compensation must be sufficient! After all, Mr. Stark and their Universe are still in crisis! We're just doing our part!"
"I understand, Boss. East Galaxy Company just happens to have a batch of new Weapons arriving. I'll have them prepare them now!"
Perhaps the two-thousand-year-old Purple Gold Brew had a strong kick, but Tony Stark felt dizzy. Watching Tang Song and Lane working in tandem, he always felt something was off.
His train of thought interrupted repeatedly, he gloomily drank another cup of Purple Gold Brew.
The young maid standing beside him was very observant. Seeing his wine cup empty, she immediately refilled it!
Tony Stark drank cup after cup of the fragrant and pure Purple Gold Brew. He prided himself on having a high alcohol tolerance, and before drinking this wine, he had already secretly used the Nanobots he carried with him to check the wine. There were no problems, and the alcohol content wasn't high, only two or three degrees higher than regular Beer.
Unknowingly, he had emptied half a jar of Purple Gold Brew. Drunk, Tony Stark completely forgot his original intention.
He even felt that Tang Song's attitude in admitting fault was very good. Although they had done something wrong, they gave Compensation, and it was even new high-energy pulse Rifles... "Guest, Guest!"
Dazed, Tony Stark drank another cup of wine, then slumped down in his Chair. His Head drooped unconsciously, and soon he was snoring loudly.
The maid standing beside Tony Stark quickly supported him and looked towards Tang Song.
"Take this Guest to the Guest Room to rest!" Tang Song ordered. Two Maids stepped forward, half-supporting and half-helping Tony Stark towards the Living Room of the Manor.
"Boss! I messed things up!"
As soon as Tony Stark left, Star-Lord put down his Knife and Fork, his face full of shame. Just as he was about to speak, Tang Song raised his hand to stop him.
Lane, following Tang Song's Gaze, looked at the Seat Tony Stark had just been sitting in. Lane reached out, and the Magic Power refined from the Black Water True Method instantly transformed into a blue stream of extremely cold Water Flow, enveloping the Seat. The Sandalwood Chair was instantly Frozen into a block of solid Ice! Hiss hiss!
This wasn't the end. Lane moved his Finger, directly opening a Space Gate that sparked Firelight. He enveloped the block of Ice and threw it into the Space Gate. On the other side of the Space Gate was a Star tens of times larger than the Sun, constantly undergoing fission and Burning. Under a powerful thrust, the block of Ice was instantly captured by the Star's gravity and dissolved instantly under temperatures of tens of millions of degrees. As for the barely visible Silver Light, it quickly melted away in the Firelight of the Star.
Having done all this, Lane nodded towards Tang Song.
"Those alchemists added many rare Medicinal Herbs to this Purple Gold Brew. Although it can strengthen the Body, after two thousand years of fermentation, even an Adult Giant Dragon would fall into a coma for three days after drinking a jar! He actually drank half a jar! It seems that no matter which Universe's Iron Man, their Willpower is not to be underestimated!"
Tang Song said, picking up the wine jar before him, standing up to fill Star-Lord's cup, and then pouring wine for Lane and himself.
"Quill, you've worked hard during this time!"
Tang Song raised his wine cup towards Star-Lord and drained the wine in his cup in one gulp.
"Boss, I'm getting paid by you, this is what I should do!"
Star-Lord looked at the crimson wine in the cup before him, gritted his teeth, picked up the cup, and drank it all in one gulp.
Chapter 423: Getting Superman Drunk
Tony Stark looked at Tang Song, who calmly admitted everything before him, his mouth slightly agape, his face full of discomfort. For a moment, he didn't know what to say.
It was like suspecting someone was a thief, and just as you were racking your brain trying to find crucial evidence, they directly admitted in front of you: "Yes, that's right, I stole it!"
Facing Tang Song, who completely disregarded conventional logic, Tony Stark felt like a dog trying to bite a hedgehog – nowhere to start.
If it were truly a thief, according to procedure, Tony Stark could simply call the police and involve the Federal Police Station. But the person before him was an existence suspected to be a God!
Who could tell him if there was a law enforcement department like a Police Station among God? Waiting online, urgent! "But what you're doing is illegal?" Tony Stark wasn't sure if he had drunk too much Purple Gold Brew, but he looked at Tang Song and finally managed to squeeze out a sentence after a long pause.
Tang Song picked up an opened jar of Purple Gold Brew placed before him and poured himself a cup. "Illegal? Who made the law!?" Tang Song slammed the wine jar onto the table, picked up the porcelain cup before him, and gulped it down. He placed the empty cup back on the table, his eyes filled with undisguised sarcasm as he said:
"The Federal Government? I have good relationships with the current President and Congressman. Tell me which law I've violated, and I'll have them change it right now..."
Tang Song turned his head and asked Lane, who was sitting to his side, "Lane, I think the current President and the Federal Judge should give me this face, right!?"
Lane was currently savoring the Purple Gold Brew in his cup. A single jar of this wine cost as much as ten million US Dollars, and was virtually unobtainable on the market – every jar drunk was one less in existence. He hadn't expected his Boss to be willing to take it out.
Hearing Tang Song's words, he put down the wine cup in his hand, glanced at Tony Stark, then smiled at Tang Song and said, "Boss, our Group has good relationships with the Federal Department of Justice.
Simply put, the power of judicial interpretation in the Federation rests with you! Tell me which law you want to change, and I'll immediately have the Company's Legal Department and the Ministry of Justice contact them! There won't be any problems with Congress and the Federal Judges!"
"If they have objections, at worst, we'll just have the Federation change to a new Government—"
"You heard that, Mr. Stark! What I did might be a bit immoral, but this kind of business behavior isn't illegal! As the President/CEO of Stark Industries, you should understand me. Everyone's just trying to make Money, and sometimes you have to go against your conscience a little!"
Tang Song picked up the clean ivory chopsticks, picked up a golden-fried lobster ball, and put it in his mouth. He sighed, "It's not easy to make Money these days! A path to another Universe, that's a truly big business. Do you think you few can handle it?"
Tony Stark stared blankly at Tang Song, who was sighing. Around them, the lake and spring scenery was beautiful, various rare Flowers were blooming, the Mist had dispersed, Sunlight shone on the Lake Surface, and even a seven-colored rainbow bridge arched across the Sky... In such a beautiful scene, Tony Stark didn't know why, but he felt as if a black curtain was covering the Sun in the Sky. It was truly dark!
But, no, what did this have to do with business competition and making Money? You're an Evil God, do you still need to make Money?
There must be a Conspiracy here, it's definitely not as simple as making Money... Moreover, he clearly came to destroy this Evil God's Conspiracy to destroy the world, so why did it feel like a business negotiation... "Mr. Tang, you..."
"Speaking of which, I was also at fault in this matter. My methods were indeed a bit excessive. I'll punish myself with a cup!" Before Tony Stark could speak, Tang Song waved his hand and interrupted him. The maid standing beside him had already refilled his wine cup.
Tang Song directly picked up the wine cup, gestured towards Tony Stark, and tilted his head back, draining the entire cup.
"I've heard about the matters in your Universe from Quill and Scott. To express my apology, Lane, prepare some Weapons and Supplies later. Give them to Mr. Stark when he goes back, as a token of my apology!"
"Yes! Boss, I'll notify Yuri right away and have him prepare a batch of high-energy pulse Rifles!" Lane nodded.
"Mm! Don't be stingy with the Money! Since we did something wrong, the Compensation must be sufficient! After all, Mr. Stark and their Universe are still in crisis! We're just doing our part!"
"I understand, Boss. East Galaxy Company just happens to have a batch of new Weapons arriving. I'll have them prepare them now!"
Perhaps the two-thousand-year-old Purple Gold Brew had a strong kick, but Tony Stark felt dizzy. Watching Tang Song and Lane working in tandem, he always felt something was off.
His train of thought interrupted repeatedly, he gloomily drank another cup of Purple Gold Brew.
The young maid standing beside him was very observant. Seeing his wine cup empty, she immediately refilled it!
Tony Stark drank cup after cup of the fragrant and pure Purple Gold Brew. He prided himself on having a high alcohol tolerance, and before drinking this wine, he had already secretly used the Nanobots he carried with him to check the wine. There were no problems, and the alcohol content wasn't high, only two or three degrees higher than regular Beer.
Unknowingly, he had emptied half a jar of Purple Gold Brew. Drunk, Tony Stark completely forgot his original intention.
He even felt that Tang Song's attitude in admitting fault was very good. Although they had done something wrong, they gave Compensation, and it was even new high-energy pulse Rifles... "Guest, Guest!"
Dazed, Tony Stark drank another cup of wine, then slumped down in his Chair. His Head drooped unconsciously, and soon he was snoring loudly.
The maid standing beside Tony Stark quickly supported him and looked towards Tang Song.
"Take this Guest to the Guest Room to rest!" Tang Song ordered. Two Maids stepped forward, half-supporting and half-helping Tony Stark towards the Living Room of the Manor.
"Boss! I messed things up!"
As soon as Tony Stark left, Star-Lord put down his Knife and Fork, his face full of shame. Just as he was about to speak, Tang Song raised his hand to stop him.
Lane, following Tang Song's Gaze, looked at the Seat Tony Stark had just been sitting in. Lane reached out, and the Magic Power refined from the Black Water True Method instantly transformed into a blue stream of extremely cold Water Flow, enveloping the Seat. The Sandalwood Chair was instantly Frozen into a block of solid Ice! Hiss hiss!
This wasn't the end. Lane moved his Finger, directly opening a Space Gate that sparked Firelight. He enveloped the block of Ice and threw it into the Space Gate. On the other side of the Space Gate was a Star tens of times larger than the Sun, constantly undergoing fission and Burning. Under a powerful thrust, the block of Ice was instantly captured by the Star's gravity and dissolved instantly under temperatures of tens of millions of degrees. As for the barely visible Silver Light, it quickly melted away in the Firelight of the Star.
Having done all this, Lane nodded towards Tang Song.
"Those alchemists added many rare Medicinal Herbs to this Purple Gold Brew. Although it can strengthen the Body, after two thousand years of fermentation, even an Adult Giant Dragon would fall into a coma for three days after drinking a jar! He actually drank half a jar! It seems that no matter which Universe's Iron Man, their Willpower is not to be underestimated!"
Tang Song said, picking up the wine jar before him, standing up to fill Star-Lord's cup, and then pouring wine for Lane and himself.
"Quill, you've worked hard during this time!"
Tang Song raised his wine cup towards Star-Lord and drained the wine in his cup in one gulp.
"Boss, I'm getting paid by you, this is what I should do!"
Star-Lord looked at the crimson wine in the cup before him, gritted his teeth, picked up the cup, and drank it all in one gulp.
