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Chapter 279: Let's Duel
"I hardly think a minor character like me could influence Savitar. Besides you, who else? Could I just casually cast a Time Spell and release Savitar from inside the Speed Force Wall? Is that even possible?"
A dangerous glint appeared in Tony's eyes as he adamantly insisted it was Mr. Mxyzptlk's doing. Regardless of whether it was truly his fault, he wouldn't hesitate to pass the buck when given the chance.
For a creature living in the Multiverse, being targeted by the Speed Force Wall was a miserable fate.
"That's right, how could you possibly release Savitar?" Mr. Mxyzptlk scratched his head, looking suspicious and conflicted.
Could it have really been him? But he hadn't done anything. He was just interested in the Hulk and wanted to snatch him away as a plaything. He'd done similar things countless times before, and it had never caused any negative consequences—in the great Mr. Mxyzptlk's mind, as long as the Multiverse wasn't destroyed, he considered it to have had no impact.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, you've privately released Savitar, a threat to the Multiverse. That crime is enough to get you sent before the Fifth-Dimensional Court. What awaits you is having all your powers stripped and being permanently bound in the Fifth Dimension," Tony said aggressively.
Excellent. Mr. Mxyzptlk was just as the rumors described: immensely powerful, but with low intelligence and easy to fool.
"I have another option. I could kill you, then take Wanda to the Fifth Dimension. No matter how strong Savitar is, could he cause trouble for me in my Fifth Dimension?" Mr. Mxyzptlk had a sudden flash of insight, looking up with an excited expression.
Hmm, so his intelligence hadn't hit rock bottom yet...
"It's useless. Even if you kill me, the news will get out. I am the Sorcerer Supreme, and I have the Vishanti behind me! If I suddenly die, the Vishanti will surely investigate, report you to the Fifth Dimension, and then you'll be finished," Tony said coldly.
"You can't do this! Tony!" Mr. Mxyzptlk's face contorted with rage as he gestured wildly. "I just came looking for my lovely Wanda! I wasn't even planning to trouble you, so what are you fussing about?! That green Beast? He's just a toy. If you want him, I can bring you ten thousand of them from a Parallel Universe right now!"
"I don't need that kind of thing..." Tony hurriedly refused.
He had to be kidding. Ten thousand Hulks could tear the Universe apart.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, leave this place, and I'll pretend none of this ever happened," Tony said in a low voice, unable to hide his nervousness.
"Fine. Give me Wanda, and I'll keep my word. I'll leave immediately!" Mr. Mxyzptlk swore solemnly. "I had almost forgotten about you. This time, I only came for my lovely Wanda."
As he spoke, Mr. Mxyzptlk gazed at Wanda with an intoxicated expression.
Wanda was on the verge of going mad. She hurled a blast of Chaos Magic at him, but the moment it made contact with Mr. Mxyzptlk, it was instantly nullified.
"You hit me? You actually hit me? Oh, is it because this whole process is too crude for you? No problem. Do you like roses? Look!"
Muttering eccentrically, Mr. Mxyzptlk snapped his fingers, and the entire Library was filled with blooming roses. The unique fragrance of the flowers spread, adding a bizarre atmosphere to the scene.
"A wedding~ We need a wedding dress~ How about a red one? It's okay, I don't care if it's white or red. You'll look the best in anything." With another snap of his fingers, Wanda's red dress suddenly transformed into a red wedding gown.
Mr. Mxyzptlk held a white wedding gown, sizing it up against his own body. "Red and white, you can wear them interchangeably, my dear. Don't worry, I'm a dimensional socialite. I can get you any kind of wedding dress. I'm very familiar with your Earth's customs."
With yet another snap, several musicians in formal attire appeared, playing their violins and piano with focused expressions.
Bizarre yet harmonious.
This was Mr. Mxyzptlk, the infamous fiend who struck fear into the hearts of countless multiversal beings. Being a Trickster was his instinct.
1+1=a fish. He could even transform such a ridiculous equation into a truth. There was truly nothing Mr. Mxyzptlk couldn't do.
"You, you, I'll never marry a ridiculous guy like you!" Wanda's face flushed red with anger, and tears welled up in her eyes.
She was terrified.
From the incredibly grave expression on Tony's face, she knew this Mr. Mxyzptlk was a terrifying being. Although she didn't understand what "Fifth Dimension" or "Sphere of the Gods" meant, the unknown only amplified her fear.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, leave this place at once! You don't belong in this world!" Tony said in a raised voice, unhesitatingly shielding Wanda behind him.
"Ha, so you're... a competitor?" Mr. Mxyzptlk looked thoughtfully at Tony and Wanda, who was hiding tightly behind him.
"You're not worthy of her. Trust me, I've seen plenty of people like you—dull, foolish, and shortsighted. I can take her on a tour of a myriad of worlds. What can you give her? I know everything about her! I know what a captivating essence is contained within her petite body! Kid, stay away from my romantic package," Mr. Mxyzptlk said, tilting his head with a look of disgust.
Tony's face darkened. "Which eye of yours sees me as a competitor?" But in a way, what Mr. Mxyzptlk said was right. Tony did have a fondness for Wanda. Who wouldn't like a girl with a hint of cunning and intelligence? Besides, Wanda's potential was astonishing.
Her Chaos Magic, with its ability to twist Matter and alter reality, was comparable to the Reality Stone, endowing Wanda with formidable potential.
"I won't hand Wanda over to you. If I'm not worthy, you're even less worthy! A creature from the Outside World, don't even think of snatching someone from me!" Tony's attitude was extremely firm.
"Tony..." Wanda was very moved, gently tugging on his sleeve.
Seeing this small gesture, Mr. Mxyzptlk's mood suddenly turned foul. He said, word by word, "Do you really want to die? Do you really think I won't touch you?"
Wanda retorted angrily, "Give up! I'd rather die than go with you! I have no interest in any of this stuff, or this disgusting wedding dress!"
"Trust me, my dear, you will fall in love with me. Oh, I get it. You're... playing hard to get? That makes you even more charming, even more lovable!"
"What?! I am not..."
"See, your heart is racing, you're flustered. Of course, I don't mind this method at all. It will make our love even more meaningful! You will fall madly in love with me. No woman has ever escaped the grasp of Mr. Mxyzptlk," he said, growing more excited as he spoke.
Wanda was about to die from anger, and Tony's face was twitching.
"I don't even know you!" Wanda raged.
"Forget it, Wanda. For a being like him, getting to know you is too easy. Perhaps some trait of yours has completely captivated him."
Tony sighed and, mimicking Mr. Mxyzptlk, snapped his fingers at him, catching his attention.
"So it seems you refuse to leave Earth no matter what? And I can't beat you... In that case, let's solve this another way. The way men do it..."
"Oh my god! You want to duel me? That's wonderful! Let's start right now! A duel where only one can survive! The winner takes the beauty, and the loser becomes a corpse!"
Mr. Mxyzptlk was first stunned, then ecstatic, speaking in a rapid-fire torrent. Even his gaze toward Tony became friendly and admiring. He held up two fingers and, before Tony's dumbfounded eyes, snapped them with a crack.
"What? Are you insane? That's not what I fucking meant... Holy shit!!!"
Before Tony could finish, he vanished along with Mr. Mxyzptlk.
(end of chapter)
"I hardly think a minor character like me could influence Savitar. Besides you, who else? Could I just casually cast a Time Spell and release Savitar from inside the Speed Force Wall? Is that even possible?"
A dangerous glint appeared in Tony's eyes as he adamantly insisted it was Mr. Mxyzptlk's doing. Regardless of whether it was truly his fault, he wouldn't hesitate to pass the buck when given the chance.
For a creature living in the Multiverse, being targeted by the Speed Force Wall was a miserable fate.
"That's right, how could you possibly release Savitar?" Mr. Mxyzptlk scratched his head, looking suspicious and conflicted.
Could it have really been him? But he hadn't done anything. He was just interested in the Hulk and wanted to snatch him away as a plaything. He'd done similar things countless times before, and it had never caused any negative consequences—in the great Mr. Mxyzptlk's mind, as long as the Multiverse wasn't destroyed, he considered it to have had no impact.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, you've privately released Savitar, a threat to the Multiverse. That crime is enough to get you sent before the Fifth-Dimensional Court. What awaits you is having all your powers stripped and being permanently bound in the Fifth Dimension," Tony said aggressively.
Excellent. Mr. Mxyzptlk was just as the rumors described: immensely powerful, but with low intelligence and easy to fool.
"I have another option. I could kill you, then take Wanda to the Fifth Dimension. No matter how strong Savitar is, could he cause trouble for me in my Fifth Dimension?" Mr. Mxyzptlk had a sudden flash of insight, looking up with an excited expression.
Hmm, so his intelligence hadn't hit rock bottom yet...
"It's useless. Even if you kill me, the news will get out. I am the Sorcerer Supreme, and I have the Vishanti behind me! If I suddenly die, the Vishanti will surely investigate, report you to the Fifth Dimension, and then you'll be finished," Tony said coldly.
"You can't do this! Tony!" Mr. Mxyzptlk's face contorted with rage as he gestured wildly. "I just came looking for my lovely Wanda! I wasn't even planning to trouble you, so what are you fussing about?! That green Beast? He's just a toy. If you want him, I can bring you ten thousand of them from a Parallel Universe right now!"
"I don't need that kind of thing..." Tony hurriedly refused.
He had to be kidding. Ten thousand Hulks could tear the Universe apart.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, leave this place, and I'll pretend none of this ever happened," Tony said in a low voice, unable to hide his nervousness.
"Fine. Give me Wanda, and I'll keep my word. I'll leave immediately!" Mr. Mxyzptlk swore solemnly. "I had almost forgotten about you. This time, I only came for my lovely Wanda."
As he spoke, Mr. Mxyzptlk gazed at Wanda with an intoxicated expression.
Wanda was on the verge of going mad. She hurled a blast of Chaos Magic at him, but the moment it made contact with Mr. Mxyzptlk, it was instantly nullified.
"You hit me? You actually hit me? Oh, is it because this whole process is too crude for you? No problem. Do you like roses? Look!"
Muttering eccentrically, Mr. Mxyzptlk snapped his fingers, and the entire Library was filled with blooming roses. The unique fragrance of the flowers spread, adding a bizarre atmosphere to the scene.
"A wedding~ We need a wedding dress~ How about a red one? It's okay, I don't care if it's white or red. You'll look the best in anything." With another snap of his fingers, Wanda's red dress suddenly transformed into a red wedding gown.
Mr. Mxyzptlk held a white wedding gown, sizing it up against his own body. "Red and white, you can wear them interchangeably, my dear. Don't worry, I'm a dimensional socialite. I can get you any kind of wedding dress. I'm very familiar with your Earth's customs."
With yet another snap, several musicians in formal attire appeared, playing their violins and piano with focused expressions.
Bizarre yet harmonious.
This was Mr. Mxyzptlk, the infamous fiend who struck fear into the hearts of countless multiversal beings. Being a Trickster was his instinct.
1+1=a fish. He could even transform such a ridiculous equation into a truth. There was truly nothing Mr. Mxyzptlk couldn't do.
"You, you, I'll never marry a ridiculous guy like you!" Wanda's face flushed red with anger, and tears welled up in her eyes.
She was terrified.
From the incredibly grave expression on Tony's face, she knew this Mr. Mxyzptlk was a terrifying being. Although she didn't understand what "Fifth Dimension" or "Sphere of the Gods" meant, the unknown only amplified her fear.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, leave this place at once! You don't belong in this world!" Tony said in a raised voice, unhesitatingly shielding Wanda behind him.
"Ha, so you're... a competitor?" Mr. Mxyzptlk looked thoughtfully at Tony and Wanda, who was hiding tightly behind him.
"You're not worthy of her. Trust me, I've seen plenty of people like you—dull, foolish, and shortsighted. I can take her on a tour of a myriad of worlds. What can you give her? I know everything about her! I know what a captivating essence is contained within her petite body! Kid, stay away from my romantic package," Mr. Mxyzptlk said, tilting his head with a look of disgust.
Tony's face darkened. "Which eye of yours sees me as a competitor?" But in a way, what Mr. Mxyzptlk said was right. Tony did have a fondness for Wanda. Who wouldn't like a girl with a hint of cunning and intelligence? Besides, Wanda's potential was astonishing.
Her Chaos Magic, with its ability to twist Matter and alter reality, was comparable to the Reality Stone, endowing Wanda with formidable potential.
"I won't hand Wanda over to you. If I'm not worthy, you're even less worthy! A creature from the Outside World, don't even think of snatching someone from me!" Tony's attitude was extremely firm.
"Tony..." Wanda was very moved, gently tugging on his sleeve.
Seeing this small gesture, Mr. Mxyzptlk's mood suddenly turned foul. He said, word by word, "Do you really want to die? Do you really think I won't touch you?"
Wanda retorted angrily, "Give up! I'd rather die than go with you! I have no interest in any of this stuff, or this disgusting wedding dress!"
"Trust me, my dear, you will fall in love with me. Oh, I get it. You're... playing hard to get? That makes you even more charming, even more lovable!"
"What?! I am not..."
"See, your heart is racing, you're flustered. Of course, I don't mind this method at all. It will make our love even more meaningful! You will fall madly in love with me. No woman has ever escaped the grasp of Mr. Mxyzptlk," he said, growing more excited as he spoke.
Wanda was about to die from anger, and Tony's face was twitching.
"I don't even know you!" Wanda raged.
"Forget it, Wanda. For a being like him, getting to know you is too easy. Perhaps some trait of yours has completely captivated him."
Tony sighed and, mimicking Mr. Mxyzptlk, snapped his fingers at him, catching his attention.
"So it seems you refuse to leave Earth no matter what? And I can't beat you... In that case, let's solve this another way. The way men do it..."
"Oh my god! You want to duel me? That's wonderful! Let's start right now! A duel where only one can survive! The winner takes the beauty, and the loser becomes a corpse!"
Mr. Mxyzptlk was first stunned, then ecstatic, speaking in a rapid-fire torrent. Even his gaze toward Tony became friendly and admiring. He held up two fingers and, before Tony's dumbfounded eyes, snapped them with a crack.
"What? Are you insane? That's not what I fucking meant... Holy shit!!!"
Before Tony could finish, he vanished along with Mr. Mxyzptlk.
(end of chapter)
